Sign In A Non-smoking Area: "If We See You Smoking We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action.

Sign In A Non-smoking Area: "If We See You Smoking We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action.

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Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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