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• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission.
• Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
• Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push.
• Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin.
• Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet.
• All is true given the right premises.
• Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.