Related:

• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
• Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
  Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
• Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.
• Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
• Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!
• Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food? A: Old people's farts.