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• Speedtrap A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well traveled stretch of highway.
  The location, at a bend in the road, allowed him to hide his car out of sight of oncoming traffic while setting up his radar to nab any speeders who passed by....
• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
• On the other hand: one day some friends of mine and I were going to 7-11.
  There were several parking spaces open along the wall of the store....
• Three doctors were talking about the amazing things being done in medicine.
  The first said,"Six weeks ago a man came in after losing a hand in an accident just as a car crash victim was brought in dead on arrival....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....