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• Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
• The Americans and Russians... The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
  One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight....
• Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little.
• Harry went to a doctor to have his knees examined. "What are you doing that's making your knees so raw?
  asked the doctor. "Well ... I like to do it doggie style, doc, and ....
• Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
• A salesmen while on the road went to his motel room tired and beat.
  Upon pulling down the sheets and about ready to go to bed after a long and harrowing day, he noticed a hole in the wall with hair around it and a little sign saying "Wife away from home"....
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
• A little greed can get you lots of stuff