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• Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
  "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
• Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
  Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
• One Monday morning the teacher told her second grade class that each student would have to go to the blackboard and draw something exciting that happened at home on the weekend.
  Little Johnny drew a broken vase and little Mary drew a broken lamp....
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....