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Quote #441 Whenever things get tough, C++ wimps out and forces another pointer indirection.
Of course, this 'solves' the problem for the C++ implementor, but throws a much larger problem over the fence onto the poor application writer and/or memory manager, who is now forced to deal with a much higher load of smaller objects....
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