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• David Letterman said that a recent survey showed that 25% of all New Yorkers had seen a dead person while living in the city, and what's more, 60% of of them would pay to see it again.
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  No eye hath seen such scarecrows. I 'll not march through Coventry with them, that 's fla...
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  This is different from having crashed. If the system has crashed, it has become totally non-functioning....