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• In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
• You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
• Its a very lovely ship... I think that you should go down with it.
• Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
  Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future....
• No man is an island, but in the bathroom urination.
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...