Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he
reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his
regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, "Now students,
my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after
the first letter." Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot
her name and said, "Your name has an r after the first letter -- is it
Ms. Crunt?"