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Sex Humor

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There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding....
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane.
All of a sudden, the man sneezes powerfully....
Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation, so he goes to his local brothel.
He enters and finds the madam. As it's the busiest time of the day, there is only one girl...
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires....
A woman walked up to her husband and, out of the blue, hit him.
He said, "What was that for?" She said, "Poor bed partner!...
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening
he was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry....
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for?
I'm the one she's going to *EAT*!...
Lady goes to buy a pet. In store, sees a frog in a rosewood box, asks for the price.
"This frog is worth $4000, madam." "WHAT? Why is it so expensive?...
What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating, your hand falls asleep.

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