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Lawyer : Well Mr.Mouse, I don't really think that your wife Minnie having bucked teeth is sufficient grounds for divorce.
Mickie : Who mentioned bucked teeth? I said she was fucking goofy....
What's the connection between a soya been and a vibrator? Both are meat substitute
A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.
The therapist tells her that sh...
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.
They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional soci...
A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early.
To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone....
Private Weston was stationed in Arabia during Desert Storm in a fairly isolated location in the desert.
After a couple of weeks without seeing a single woman, he inquired to his sergeant about some...
A 7 year old girl barges into the bathroom where her father is having a shower.
"Daddy, daddy, what's that", she said pointing at his genitalia....
A little kid goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked, and asks he
Mummy...whasat??" His mother thinks for a little while and then say...
Snow White has been thrown out of Fairyland. She was caught sitting on Pinnocchio's face shouting, 'Lie you little sod, lie!
!'...
A woman gets up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot's cage, makes coffee, and has a cigarette.
Suddenly the phone rings. Her boyfriend is coming over. She puts out the cigarette, p...

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