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We Just Switched To FDDI.
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we just switched to FDDI.
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we just switched to Sprint.
We secretly switched your salt with Folger's crystals. -- Ryan Rieck
FDDI users do it with counter rotating ring
Pelicans have switched from sardines to herring. The reason is obvious.
The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
Grampa: [flying out the door] I think we got our umbrellas switched!
[in the air] Whee! I never felt so alive!...