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We Just Switched To Sprint.
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we just switched to Sprint.
Related:
we just switched to FDDI.
We secretly switched your salt with Folger's crystals. -- Ryan Rieck
Line noise provided by US Sprint!
Pelicans have switched from sardines to herring. The reason is obvious.
The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
All a biker needs is a tight paceline, a loose groove, and a warm place to sprint.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !