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Some One Needed The Powerstrip, So They Pulled The Switch Plug.
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Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.
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o The Caissons Go Rolling Along) Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
PLUG IT IN!!!
Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...