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• Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered with, the alarm runs out before the hour.
  -- Joseph Hall...
• TCP/IP: handling tomorrow's loads today OSI: handling yesterday's loads someday -- Henery Spence
• Marketing experts maintain that manufacturers of those panty hose that "massage" a woman's legs have set their sights too low.
• Punny Book: Too Many Beers - I.P. Freely.
• Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we'll do it, but don't make a big system, because we can't fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.
  '" "TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little informal club, and it doesn't make any difference if it takes a while to fix it....
• leaf site n.,obs. Before pervasive TCP/IP, this term was used of a machine that merely originated and read Usenet news or mail, and did not relay any third-party traffic.
  It was often uttered in a critical tone; when the ratio of leaf sites to backbone, rib, and other relay sites got too high, the network tended to develop bottlenecks....
• TCP/IP /T'C-P I'P/ n. 1. [Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol] The wide-area-networking protocol that makes the Internet work
  and the only one most hackers can speak the name of without laughing or retching....
• 0077 Do you know what the following stand for? 0078 .
  .. DASD 0079 ... Emacs 0080 ... ITS 0081 ... RSTS/E 0082 ....
• user to computer ration too low.