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• A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?
  asked the boss. "Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this morning....
• Perfection is the child of time. -- Joseph Hall
• The QR/BCC (Queensland Rail/Brisbane City Council) virus Runs your real-time clock half an hour late -- New viruses on the block.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.
• Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than you do.
  At least it's accurate twice a day, which is more than you ever are. -- Tegan, The Visitatio...
• Far too often today, it appears, the Great American Dream is interrupted by the Japanese alarm clock.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
  A busy man complained one day: "I get no time!...