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• Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley
  aped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound....
• TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.
• Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky. -- Confuciu
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.
• connector conspiracy n. [probably came into prominence with the appearance of the KL-10 (one model of the PDP-10)
  one of whose connectors matched anything else] The tendency of manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything) to come up with new products that don't fit together with the old stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive interface devices....
• You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.)
• You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
• Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines.
  .. large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas....
• The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
  "According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....