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Standing Room Only On The Bus.
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Standing room only on the bus.
Related:
Gray's Bus Law: A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. -- Chinese Proverb
Come on, now. There is only so much room in a cage.
Hey, a tagline's only got so much room.
Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
Now you are standing in the grey shack. The clapboard walls are cheap and flimsy.
There is a heavy coating of dust over the entire interior....
Do you realise the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still. -- Franklin D. Roosevel