Gray's Bus Law: A Bus Will Arrive Only When The Would-be Rider Has Walked To A Point So Close To The Destination That It Is No Longer Worthwhile To Board The Bus.

Gray's Bus Law: A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider
has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no
longer worthwhile to board the bus.

Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
-- John Corcora...
Standing room only on the bus.
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to _speed_ around the city, keeping its _speed_ over fifty.
And if its _speed_ dropped, the bus would explode!...
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
The bus came by, I got on, that's when it all began.
bus topology -- the scientific study of bus stops.
Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.
My new PC has a VL-BUS motherboard in it. Didn't they mean VW Bus?
ansient bus protocol violatio

Gray's Bus Law: A Bus Will Arrive Only When The Would-be Rider Has Walked To A Point So Close To The Destination That It Is No Longer Worthwhile To Board The Bus.

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