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High Altitude Condensation From U.S.A.F Prototype Aircraft Has Contaminated The Primary Subnet Mask.
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High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid damaging it.
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