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• When in doubt, whip it out!!!
• I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his.
  Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles!...
• Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved.
  (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, Our ball bearings are perfectly round....
• ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connec
• Your lamp has run out of power.
• Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons.
  Some military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people who had "diva" (digital inquiry, voice answerback) systems -- mainly banks....
• But the sunshine aye shall light the sky, As round and round we ru
  And the truth shall ever come uppermost, And justice shall be done....
• If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
  -- Hill's First Commentary on Murphy's Law...
• We may run into debt, but we usually walk out of it...slowly.