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• A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
  -- Robert Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazurus Long...
• My BlueWave has turned Golden.
• feature n. 1. [common] A good property or behavior (as of a program).
  Whether it was intended or not is immaterial. 2....
• ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
• You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the presidency.
  -- Wendell Phillip...
• Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well.
  -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902), "Notebooks" 1912...
• The staff has turned into a cobra and killed you.
• This country has turned into Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched.