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We're On Token Ring, And It Looks Like The Token Got Loose.
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We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
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The ring needs another toke
The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
Power is the finest token of affection.
The hardware bus needs a new token.
Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream.
-- T. S. Elio...
Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year....
Uh oh. Looks like we got a 666 down there - deity on a rampage.
Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your -- Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet....