Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from
within per year.
Burns: [indicating the security monitor] Wait, who's that young
go-getter?
Smither: Well, it sort of looks like [chuckle] Homer Simpson, only more
dynamic and resourceful.
Burns: Simpson, eh?
-- "Simpson and Delilah"