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  Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!...
• A stranger at your gate is grateful for the hospitality of your house.
• No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride. -- James Bond
• My echomail processor has a stomach of steel.
• Your processor does not develop enough heat.
• Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
  -- Baltasar Gracia...
• One day a gate breaks down between heaven and hell.
  So St. Peter arrives on the scene and calls out for the devil....
• Stick a boulder in your behind!
• Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.