One day a gate breaks down between heaven and hell. So St. Peter arrives on
the scene and calls out for the devil. And the devil saunters over and
says, "What do you want?" And St. Peter says, "Satan, it's your turn to fix
it this time."
And the devil says, "I'm sorry. But my men are too busy to worry about
fixing a mere gate."
And St. Peter says, "Well, then, I'll have to sue you for breaking our
agreement."
And the devil says, "Oh yeah? Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
-- Soupy Sales
