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vi needs to be upgraded to vii
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Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Vivian Grey, Book vi, Chap. vii...
See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
For we by conquest, of our soveraine might, And by eternall doome of Fate's decree, Have wonne the Empire of the Heavens bright.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book vii, Canto vi, St. 33...
I repeat... that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise
hat from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist....
I upgraded my network last night. I bought new Nikes!
I've brought Gatsby to life. I've accounted for his money.
I've fixed up the two weak chapters (VI and VII)....
VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base....
Star Trek VII: The search for taglines!