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Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
Radial Telemetry Infiltratio
Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.
achyon emissions overloading the system
Maintenance window broke
We're out of slots on the serve
Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
Feature was not beta tested
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