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Hash table has woodworm
Trojan horse ran out of hay
Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.
overflow error in /dev/null
Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.
According to Microsoft, it's by desig
vi needs to be upgraded to vii
greenpeace free'd the malloc
Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
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