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Borg implants are failing
Borg nanites have infested the serve
error: one bad user found in front of scree
Please state the nature of the technical emergency
Internet shut down due to maintenance
Daemon escaped from pentagram
crop circles in the corn shell
icky bit has come loose
Hot Java has gone cold
Cache miss - please take better aim next time
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