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Please state the nature of the technical emergency
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I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
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I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
We are experiencing technical difficulties, please do not adjust your set.
We will attempt to return to our regularly scheduled program as soon as possible....
Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on.
It's still going on. It's still an emergency....
Hobbes clearly proves that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Poetry, a Rhapsody...
To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.
-- Book of Common Prayer -- Catechism...
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question....
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