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Since Light Travels Faster Than Sound, People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.
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Bernard Shaw
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Related:
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
The Concorde was great. It travels at twice the speed of sound.
Which is fun except you can't hear the movie till two hours after you land. -- Howie Mandel...
There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day, In a relative way, And returned the previous night! -- Reginald Bulle...
1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....