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• Always put off till tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all. -- Morris Mandel, "The Jewish Pre
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  "Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
• Hear twice before you speak once.
• The Great Movie Posters: An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS!
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• LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
  . (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...