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  ' as loud as anyone." -- Ronald Reaga...
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• I just didn't say it. Associated Press, 10/5/66 -- Ronald Reaga
• Just Say No." -- Nancy Reagan "No." -- Ronald Reaga
• Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
  Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
• If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
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• My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.
  The bombing begins in five minutes....
• The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800.
  I said "If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return....