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The IRS Sent Back My Tax Return Saying I Owed $800.
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The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said "If you'll notice, I
sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things
lately, that should more than make up the difference."
-- Emo Phillips
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' as loud as anyone." -- Ronald Reaga...
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' as loud as anyone. -- Ronald Reaga...