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Aide To Raygun: Sir, The Poor Are Outside Protesting Your Budget Cuts.
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Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget
cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves.
Aide to Raygun: Sir, the Pentagon wants another $30 billion.
Raygun himself: Tell them to help themselves.
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Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
The gods help them that help themselves. AESOP
God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
With Lorena's help, Michael could have sex with himself.
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves. -- A. P. Gouthey
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
-- Abraham Lincol...
No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves, and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....