Aide To Raygun: Sir, The Poor Are Outside Protesting Your Budget Cuts.

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Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget
cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves.
Aide to Raygun: Sir, the Pentagon wants another $30 billion.
Raygun himself: Tell them to help themselves.

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