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No Wonder Kids Get Confused. Half The Adults Tell Them To Find Themselves, And The Other Half Of The Adults Tell Them To Get Lost.
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No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves,
and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
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98% of the adults in this country are decent, honest, hard-working Americans.
It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then we elected them....
Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
.. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you....
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans.
It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity....
Christmas is when kids tell Santa Claus what they want, and their parents end up paying for it.
A deficit is when adults tell the government what they want, and their kids end up paying for it....
If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
-- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
-- Walter Ke...
I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardne...