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• There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly.
  Because in their haste They used Library Paste, Instead of Petroleum Jelly....
• Belly Dancers: People who use sign language and stutter...
• Belly laugh: Mirthquake.
• SMILEY :-) . innie belly butto
• SMILEY :-) , outie belly butto
• There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.
• Trackball: a mouse that went belly up.
• It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Marcus Cato...