There Once Was A Girl Named Irene Who Lived On Distilled Kerosene But She Started Absorbin' A New Hydrocarbon And Since Then Has Never Benzene.

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There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.

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