There Once Was A Young Man Named Gene Who Invented A Screwing Machine Concave And Convex It Served Either Sex And It Played With Itself In Between.

There Once Was A Young Man Named Gene Who Invented A Screwing Machine Concave And Convex It Served Either Sex And It Played With Itself In Between.

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There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.

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There once was a young man named Gene who invented a screwing machine Concave and convex it served either sex And it played with itself inbetween.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
Of what use is genius, if the organ is too convex or too concave and cannot find a focal distance within the actual horizon of human life.
-- Emerso...
Once again, we see that interesting correlation between saying "Blessed Be!
and being an idiot. -- Gene W. Smith...
Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?
Young Frankenstein It's Frahnkensteen. --Gene Wilde