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• The article entitled "Eating Iron" in last month's issue of Eating for Health reported that a recent study found a correlation between high levels of iron in the diet and an increased risk of heart disease.
  Further, it is well established that there is a link between large amounts of red meat in the diet and heart disease, and red meat is high in iron....
• There once was a young man named Gene Who invented a screwing machine Concave and convex It served either sex And it played with itself in between.
• The Trash-Site Safety Council has recently conducted a statewide study of possible harmful effects of garbage sites on the health of people living near the sites.
  A total of five sites and 300 people were examined....
• The difference between being able to go on forever and feeling sure you'll never be able to go again is about ten minutes.
• I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
  Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
• So, once again, I've been had. But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school -- a love story.
  -- Kent Brockman, "Grade School Confidential...
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
  In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...
• Blessed are the cross-eyed, for they shall see God twice.
• Since theological propositions are scientifically meaningless, those of us of pragmatic disposition simply won't buy such dubious merchandise.
  Maybe--remotely--there might be something in such promotions, as there might be something in the talking dogs and the stocks in Arabian tapioca mines that W C Fields once sold in his comedies, but we suspect that we recognize a con game in operation....