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America Is A Large, Friendly Dog In A Very Small Room.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it
wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.
Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee...
Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
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The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. Portuguese Proverb
A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail, not his tongue.
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. -- Arnold Toynbee
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