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Girls Don't Give Hugs If Your Code Has Bugs.
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Girls don't give hugs if your code has bugs.
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If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give?
Code: (n.) a means of concealing bugs favored by programmers.
Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
ituation. And your daddy has realized something very importa...
Watch out, gentle hugs and kisses headed your way!
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
SMILEY [] hug
One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs.
...Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs. Repeat until BUGS = 0...
Bugs, pl. n.: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.