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EUREKA!
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.
If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will serve us right.
Alistair Cooke....
The six steps in a project: 1) Unbounded enthusiasm 2) Total disillusionment 3) PANIC!
! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the innocent 6) Promotion of the uninvolved....
Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.

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