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The greatest programming project of all took six day
on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since....
Moral: design before you implement.
Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or more.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
A king's castle is his home.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.

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