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!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy.
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter....
Ginsberg's Theorems: 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even.
3) You can't even quit the game....
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 3: Procedures designed to implement the purpose won't quite work.

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