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When we first practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Sco
When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout.
The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and internally consistent at the same time.
Swap read error, you lose your core image.
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
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