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Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
I did it! I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
La vache qui rit est jolie. (Laughing cows are pretty.)
On y soit, qui mal y pense. (You are what you think.)
Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten. (He who laughs last laughs best.)
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
C'est la vie.
As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.
The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
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