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My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.
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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I
go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Stephen Wright
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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
(To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity....
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
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